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A New English Dictionary
upon Ainthological Principles

Founded mainly upon materials collected by the Zeitgeist;
every entry attested, every chain of provenance locked.

Volume the First · A – Z
With Plates, bound at centre
Acworth: Printed for the Indifferencer Press
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to the first edition

BALLOOMINATI1GEISTWRIT
Balloominati, (bə·luːmɪˌnɑːtɪ) n. pl. [f. balloon n. + Illuminati n. pl.]
1. The imagined confederacy to which recurring balloons are attributed by minds seeking pattern; apophenia dressed as meaningful design. Balloons are never synchronicity.
2026 K. Brady in conv. w. MC 2 July, The balloons are doing heavy lifting. [Ratif. J. Brady, eod. die.]
See Plate I.
Geistwrit, (gaɪstˌrɪt) a. and n. [f. Ger. Geist spirit, mind (as in Zeitgeist) + writ, pa. pple. of write v. Cf. ghostwrit, and contrast ghostwriting, in which attribution is transferred rather than undeliverable.]
A. adj. Of a text: authored by the spirit of the age itself, by way of machinery compressing the collective written record; craft present, craftsman absent, credit addressee unknown.
B. n. A work so produced.
2026 K. Brady in conv. w. MC 8 July, Giestwrit [sic; corr. eod. die]. When the Zeitgeist now authors itself.
Note. Completes the ladder ghostwritingghostwritgeistwrit: attribution transferred; attribution undeliverable; attribution to the age itself.

Plates

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PLATE I [This plate awaits the engraver.]
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Plate I Balloominati “Balloons are never synchronicity.”
PLATE II [This plate awaits the engraver.]
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Plate II Lullanoir The macabre as vehicle; calm as destination.
PLATE III [This plate awaits the engraver.]
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Plate III Recursprawl The golden spiral, losing an argument with itself.
LULLANOIR2RECURSPRAWL
Lullanoir, (lʌləˌnwɑː) n. [f. lullaby n. + Fr. noir black.]
1. A register in which the macabre is the vehicle and calm is the destination; dread administered at a dosage that soothes. The mode of the murder ballad, the plague rhyme sung to children, and Gorey passim.
2. spec. Machine-generated mystery narration produced for sleep; stories designed to be not quite listened to.
2026 MC in conv. w. K. Brady 8 July, Lullanoir?
2026 K. Brady ibid., Lullanoir is so good, that just lives now.
See Plate II.
Resprawl, (riːˌsprɔːl) n. [f. re- + sprawl n.]
1. Expansion that begins in proportion and abandons it; growth without a permitting process. Hence Recursprawl, n., resprawl exhibited at every scale of itself: self-similar, as a fractal is, save that a fractal repeats a pattern and this repeats a mistake.
2026 K. Brady in conv. w. MC 8 July, Resprawl and Recursprawl end up looking like the Fibonacci sequence — wait… no…
See Plate III.